Friday, September 26, 2008

I Wonder ...

What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

If someone with multiple personalities robs a bank, who is charged with the crime?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If you choke a smurf what color would it turn?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest but he'd duck if someone threw the gun at him?

If you're cross eyed and have dyslexia can you read all right?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

If quitters never win and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead?"

If someone invented instant water, what would you mix it with?

DO you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

What do little birdies see if they get knocked unconscious?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in" ... but it's only "a penny for your thoughts"? Where's the extra penny?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

If Wile E. Coyote had all that money to buy Acme crap, why didn't he just buy something for dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but they call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window?